When you're young, your body is basically indestructible.
You fall off bikes.
You sleep 3 hours.
You eat pizza at midnight.
And nothing happens.
Then one day you wake up…
and your knee sounds like a bowl of Rice Krispies.
You didn’t fall.
You didn’t run.
You slept wrong.
Now suddenly:
• Your back hurts for no reason
• You make noises when standing up
• You check chairs before sitting down
And the worst part?
You start saying things like:
“I'm not as young as I used to be.”
Congratulations.
You have officially unlocked Level 40: Random Body Pain.