At some point in life you unlock strange superpowers.
Dad superpowers.
Like:
• falling asleep instantly on the couch
• waking up 3 seconds before the alarm
• saying “I’m not sleeping, I’m just resting my eyes.”
You also develop a sixth sense.
You can hear a fridge door opening
from three rooms away.
And suddenly phrases come out of your mouth like:
“Don’t touch the thermostat.”
I don’t know when it happened.
But it happened.
